Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Under 28, 5 yr exp., Languages,

D-size cup and tiny waist, peroxyde blonde part-time secretary wanted for dodgy firm out in the mountains. Salary rating 600-900€ per month, temporary contract to cover maternity leave. Ah, yes, and must have car.

'so... why was it you have not found a decent job yet, honey?' mother asks